April232014
angergirl:

AU CONTRAIRE
MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,
“YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.”WHICH IS TRUE
MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED
the moral of this story is
1. Sit the way you want.
2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.

angergirl:

AU CONTRAIRE

MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,


YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.

WHICH IS TRUE

MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED

the moral of this story is

1. Sit the way you want.

2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.

(via gigacat)

April222014
“Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to.” jaythenerdkid (via escapedgoat)

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2PM
2PM

shadywarriorprincess:

THANK! i’ve been waiting for this <3

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April212014

stopthatitssilly:

This film made 0 sense

(Source: talisamaegyr, via pennyreillys)

April182014
April172014
7PM
“Stop acting so small. You are the universe in ecstatic motion.” Rumi  (via elauxe)

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7PM

asshaiishadowbinder:

Somewhere George RR Martin is snapping in Z formation.

(Source: victorianhooker, via the-voight-kampff)

April142014
supermodelgif:

Wes Anderson &amp; Jude Law on the set of The Grand Budapest Hotel

supermodelgif:

Wes Anderson & Jude Law on the set of The Grand Budapest Hotel

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